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HASH OF LIGHTS
The Anal XXXMas party and Hash CUM ONE CUM ALL
Last year we had a very low turnout for the Hash of Lights. Many new hashers dont know about the history of this 20+ year event. We have had as many as 116 show and as few as 12. Lets make this one a good one.
When SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY 11 Dec 2016 .. why Sunday you ask .. thanks for asking .. Sunday is free parking in Denver and all the other parties are on Saturday. Broncos play at 11:00 for you hard core fans.
Where. Start .. at the Capitol steps of course 6:00PM facing Lincoln.
Pre Lube at the Satellite bar (if its still open) 1 block east on Colfax from the Capitol Building.
Cost. $10 to cover all the food and beer. 100% plus of the cash will go to the party as the Hares throw in extra cash to cover your expensive appetites. We take cash ,, food stamps .. first born (not the Knees Up tribe .. too many of them).. but no credit cards.
Hares. Ultra (bah humbug) wimp, Triple (I hate Xmas) Tongue and a hare to be drafted.
No pets unless you can carry them in your rectum .. the on in is inside DUH.
Other Hash Info
If you are looking for all the Colorado Hashes check out the Colorado Hash Facebook Page. Want to know when we are drinking and running? Check out the Hare Schedule or the Denver Hash Facebook Page. The all Colorado Calendar Here