Denver Hash House Harriers

January 31, 2011


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We Run, We Drink, We Drink Again


***JULY 3rd***

Full Moon **Running of the Bulls Balls**

This trail is only for the very brave or the very stupid






July 11th


Even though it’s an overused phrase these days, I’m gonna say it again:


Kum one, Kum all to the 5th (?) Annual Luau Hash

Where: start will be at Pioneer Park in Arvada. Map it at: 12100 W. 82nd Ave, Arvada, 80005.

When: 2:00 SHT on Saturday, July 11th

Who: Hares are Pump Me Harder, Bumper Humper and mystery hares

What to expect: A very A-B semi-suburban, semi-shiggy, possibly wet trail between 3-6 miles in length. The hash gods are expecting it to be hot. It’s July. They might also give us torrential rain, hail, and lightning. Even though there are 2 – yes TWO – beer checks planned, you’ll probably want to carry some water on trail.

At the on-in there will be a Luau hash feast, lots and lots of alcohol, a pool (sort of), extra late-night snacks, and even some breakfast food in case you stay over.

This year’s luau hash ends at a new location. Camping in the yard is not an option, but there is plenty of hash crash space in case you can’t get your sorry drunken ass home safely!

What to bring: Yerself, yer friends, yer virgins (sacrifice the virgins!), $15 hash cash (catered Luau food ain’t cheap!), yer coconut bras and grassy skirts / mumu/ sarong, and dry shoes or flip-flops for the on-in. Pack your toothbrush and jammies if you wanna stay over.

10 days and counting! Save the date!!

Aloha pumehana!



Mud Hash

What’s My Name Bitch & Ass Whisperer

You will die on this trail!

Other Hash Info

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