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Denver’s Leap Year Hash Run #8
February 29, 2016, 6:30 pm
Golden, Colorado – underneath the “Howdy Folks, Welcome to Golden” sign on Washington, between 11th and 12th, about 1/2 block north of the Buffalo Rose Saloon.
This illustrious event was created by the late-great Stump Fucker in 1988. The term “Miserable is Memorable” came from this auspicious event, so chances are any turkey trails will be about ten-feet long. Time to fly with the Eagles baby! Let’s not forget the frozen six-pack of beer that greeted the hashers on top of North Table Top Mountain from about 1992. Ah, memories!
Hares: Big Bird, Just Lynn, and Just Hazel (Stump Fucker’s eldest daughter).
On Before: Buffalo Rose Saloon at 12th and Washington at 5:30 pm.
If you have a flashlight, bring it. Otherwise, you won’t need one.
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