We Set The Standard For Bad Behavior
WHAT: Kilted Hash
WHEN:August 9th, 2:00
“Intelligent people call it a kilt.”
WHERE: Belleview Elementary School near Belleview & Dayton in Greenwood Village. Here’s the map
|“What’s in your sporran?”|
PRE-LUBE: Baker’s Street, 1:00, 8101 E Belleview Ave, Denver, CO
HASH WEDDING: Yes there will be a Hash Wedding before chalk talk. Who’s getting married? You will have to be there to find out.
TRAIL:A-B, Kilt Inspection Checks, Beer Quest Check, There is a good chance of light to insane shiggy, Beer Checks and a good chance of wet shoes.
HARE: Ass Whisperer
|“What’s worn under your kilt? Nothing is worn, it’s all in perfect working condition.”||
HARRIETTES, there will be an abundance of kilts and we will need a lot of qualified kilt inspectors to make sure everything is regimental.
BRING: A Kilt, A Leaf Blower, Cash, A Lack of Shyness and Modesty, Whistle, A Moist Towelette, New Shoes, Dry Clothes, Shag Bag
ON-AFTER: The Tilted Kilt, 8000 E Belleview Ave, Greenwood Village, CO 80111
BOW WOWS: Doggies must be on a leash at all times including beer check and circle. Don’t bring unwanted attention to our gathering such as having the authorities pay us a visit because you didn’t keep your pooch restrained. Be mindful they have cold wet noses and we will be wearing kilts. This could justify retaliation against the caretaker of said puppy.
|Pants are Evil|
Q: Will there be a human sacrifice?
Q: Do I have to wear a kilt?
A: If you don’t wear a kilt, Speedbump will tongue kiss you.
Q: Speedbump never adheres to any theme, what happens if he doesn’t wear a kilt?
A: I think it’s called a daisy chain.
Q: What if I don’t own a kilt?
A: This means your wife doesn’t love you. Sorry to be the one to break it to you.
Q: Is Nanny Pokely going to be there because she gets all grabby around kilts?
A: You know she will and I will be first in line.
A: Just keep moving, there’s nothing to see here.
Q: Will Buckman wear a kilt this year?
A: If there is any chance of squirrels, he just won’t take the risk. You can’t blame him ever since “the incident.” Besides, he’s been wanting a reason to kiss Speedbump.
|Just say no to pants|
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